Asinine Writings of Doom

gottacatchemall:

[Pikachu Sneaker]

SOMEONE BUY THESE FOR ME PLEASE.

if I die young

bury me in polkadots

lay me down on a bed of circus afros

News in Britain: Stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in Canada: Moose on the loose downtown
News in America: Cannibal eats man's face
Britain: wat.
News in America: Man throws intestines at police
Britain: wat
News in America: Man eats roommate's heart and brain
News in Canada: Porn star murders lover and mails body parts to government headquarters.
Britain: Shit Canada.
America: You fucked up.
Canada: Man saws off own foot to avoid work

wvnderbar:

i hate when people argue against getting tattoos with the line “it’ll look like crap when you’re older”

you know what else looks like crap when you’re older?

everything.

sketchypanda:

【Alice】 | Cea_白 [pixiv]

rainbowlovesher:

zanybear:

eyeswideshuut:

despicable-me-:

NEVER NOT REBLOG

SHUT IT DOWN

IT’S ON MY DASH AGAIN YES.

I LOVE THIS VIDEO FOREVER, ALWAYS REBLOG.

omg

I have the same blanket as the dude on the top bunk… And name…

HAHAHAHA.

Ben, I feel as though you would be the one on the bottom bunk- you know, hitting people with the pillow….

OH MY FUCKING GOD I AM DYING.At 1:38.. when he’s kicking the top bunk; my roommate used to do that to me randomly. It’s highly annoying.

This is great. :’D

I REMEMBER THIS VIDEO FROM SO LONG AGO.

.

~~VINNY~~

~~SHUT THE FUCK UP~~

-every night and day…

SPREAD MY WINGS AND FLY AWAY.

JOHN AND DAVEIT IS SO THEM

asdfghfd lmfao

When I say weak ass, you say BITCH.

WEAK ASS…. bitch

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

WHEN I SAY WEAK ASS, YOU SAY BITCH! WEAKASS….BITTCCHHH!!

HAHAHAHA xD OH GOD!! xD